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Name:
brianna
Birthdate:
3 July 1980
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i push whines like weight

ha! this shit is old. i'll preserve it for posterity so there's somewhere for the future millions of motherfuckers on my jock to jizz over my extraordinary uniqueness.

This is a place for my things. Watch as I helplessly vomit mediocrity.

to put it another way
I would give all metaphors
in return for one word
drawn out of my breast like a rib
for one word
contained within the boundaries
of my skin
-Zbignew Herbert, I Would Like to Describe

the world was big and we were not big

Hello, my name is Brianna. Hello, I'm on livejournal, never posting but watching your shit like a voyeur, rubbing one out on your windowpanes.

I like Japanese boy-bands, sleeping in, and myself more than I'll ever like you but only because I'm self-obsessed.

I'm not very smart, I'm not funny and I'm kind of rude. The only thing I can write about with authority is myself so I write about my past a lot. I overuse similes and have trouble with punctuation, shut up.

If you're my buddy, see if there's anything here you like.

This is my favourite entry. What's your favourite entry on your lj? I wrote this so long ago and all I feel now is a desire to edit it but I'll leave it as lazy and juvenile as it is for posterity. I think it's kinda cute like that. Point me to yr fave post, no matter how shit you think it is now. I be all up in yr history.

Look, I don't know what's going on here. It's probably due to the drinking. Don't preach, fucksticks. Let's be friends!
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